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Строительство объектов из металлоконструкций
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| Reading Chapter One of The Fault in Our Stars |
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In which John reads the first chapter of his new book, The Fault in Our Stars, to you in lieu of making a real video today. I hope you like it, and that it's not too awkward hearing a 34-year-old man pretend to be 16-year-old Hazel Grace Lancaster. You can preorder your signed copy of The Fault in Our Stars at your local independent bookstore: dft.ba You can also preorder at B&N dft.ba Amazon dft.ba or anywhere else that sells books.
Теги: books reading john green the fault in our stars cancer illness fiction love |
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| Tim McGraw If You're Reading This |
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I'd like to tell you about The Oath Keepers. oathkeepers.org They are military and law enforcement that has sworn to uphold their oath to defend the Constitution, not the politicians. If you have served and sworn that oath, reaffirm your commitment to the American people and the Constitution of the united States of America on their site or at an Oath Keepers event. Many civilians are also taking the Oath, administered by an Oath Keeper, at Tea Parties and similar gatherings. Now there is a forum set up by individual states so you can connect with others in your locale as well as with ppl all across the land. You can track events and the testamonials volunteered by many Oath Keepers. oathkeepers.org Another group I'd like you to know about is the Appleseed Project. appleseedinfo.org From these fine Patiots, you can learn the rifleman's quarter mile marksmanship and the history of the first American Revolutionary War. Tim McGraw has done a tremendous job on this song and I wanted to voice my feelings, too. This is a tribute from the heart to all those who are, were, or ever will be in harm's way to serve and protect freedom. This video is not about war, it's about people. You can read more at squidoo page www.squidoo.com
Теги: American soldier iraq tribute troops war USA military families funeral country mcgraw oath-keepers disarm unconstitutional patriot call to arms appleseed project marksmanship Constitution afghanistan music |
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Категория: Music |
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| "Kicked Your Monkey" — A Bad Lip Reading of Gotye's "Somebody That I Used To Know" |
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Song available on iTunes! tinyurl.com LYRICS BELOW Like on Facebook! www.facebook.com Follow on Twitter! twitter.com Original vid here: youtu.be LYRICS: Kicked Your Monkey That was yet another way of working with the Sith They're greasy little freaks who hide pickles in the sky And I know my selfish cuckoo otter fooled me Miss Fisher don't think that I'm pretty But I would stuff a sixty cent nacho in my book Lines, lines, intersecting Oh, lines, lines, lines Intersecting now with paint I can't hear when you talk, I got cheese candy I'd like to glue a tiny mustache on your cat on Wednesdays If a woman fails to squeal then I'll smell her jeans I hate the crazy seagulls we won in those stupid frames And all the bloody mittens that were lying under the harlequin's sofa And the genie never got me off Am I glad I keyed that van It'll make me fly when you're rubbing that thing I'm fighting with ninja gloves Been dreaming I could strangle you and it felt so wonderful No the genie never dumped her load I'm body snatching you and then I'ma change your diaper I kiss down really low I kicked your monkey then I used your goat! I kicked your monkey then I used your goat I kicked your monkey then I used your goat Ghetto lady thinks your froggy's name is Lou McGopher A piggy baby leaving Arizona slipped and fell last night A banana wanted in that crack Who really thinks you have a Waldo sack? Stuff is shooting out of this hole Wookie snatcher, eat a bunch of pie and then just close the ...
Теги: Gotye Somebody That I Used To Know Kimbra Lou mcgopher ninja gloves Sith bloody mittens piggy baby Miss Fisher Waldo sack tiny mustache |
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Категория: Music |
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| "Russian Unicorn" — a bad lip reading of Michael Bublé |
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iTUNES LINK: tinyurl.com Original video here: tinyurl.com If that link is blocked, try this one: youtu.be Watch Michael Bublé share his thoughts on "Russian Unicorn": www.youtube.com Lyrics are below (but you can also turn on the captions by clicking the CC button below the video.) RUSSIAN UNICORN I'ma blast your brains Talking full-on sex I got a porcupine called "Zazoom" He leaves his scent on people's graves (Why is Zazoom always around so many graves?) I had a cold one time, then I licked myself Why don't y'all just float off Now you're useless I need a woman with a Benz looking to lose it I ate the cookie then I gave it back to Benny There she go Now watch me flow Oh, the night is young Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn We'll probably do it on the couch While my roomie's out hiking So take if off and bite your tongue And hope my roommate don't come home A "Hot Pocket" for twenty cents is a steal any day of the week I wanna shave that mustache and then have gelato We're here for too long We gotta run, ok? And trick those monsters so that they don't shoot my left nut. I know you ain't a bitch, cuz girl you kill it I pee-peed in your glove and soon you'll start to smell it If your body's a secret girl then you about to spill it When I count to three dismount Oh, the night is young Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn We'll probably do it on the couch While my roomie's out hiking So take if off and bite your tongue I think that I ought to confess I drink ...
Теги: Russian Unicorn Bad lip reading reader porcupine zazoom roommate couch hiking vermillion van dismount left nut monsters happy monsoon day zucchini |
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